turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis, via troyesivan)

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gothicstan:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza

my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD

LOOK

PIZZA

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my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded

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  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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oauao:

why do pretty faces happen to bad people

(Source: godsavethekiwi, via errorr-404)

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